He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
