you would pick up someone in the library
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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