The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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