So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i am craving dick and cupcakes
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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