he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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