Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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