my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Watching her eat just hurts me
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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