before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
