We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
This is the high leading the old right now
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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