are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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