I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
sex in a hospital.. check
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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