He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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