it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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