She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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