i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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