Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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