dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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