I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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