Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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