I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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