i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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