I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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