New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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