If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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