in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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