wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Sext me about skeletons
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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