The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
