Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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