Sry I called you an 8
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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