Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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