Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
