he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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