Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Congratulations! We have a period
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