I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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