ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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