Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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