dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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