Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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