You're completely useless in the revolution.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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