My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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