Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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