Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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