you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.