Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial