what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
