I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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