Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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