let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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