Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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