everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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