C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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