So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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