So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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