the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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