If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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